Personality tests… Bah!

I received one of those powerpoint presentation things via email with the subject heading “Character test - Veri accurate” and decided to just run through it and see if it was true. It’s based on scents. Anyway, I’ll list down the questions and answers I chose (in italics).

1. Which floral scent best describes you?
a) Light fragrance
b) Strong fragrance
Me: I sure hope so… wouldn’t want people to come up to me in the middle of a fish market and say “I knew I recognized that smell! Hi Azmi!”

2. What bouquet best describes you?
a) Non-red bouquet (e. g. white/blue/purple)
b) Red bouquet (e. g. red/pink/orange)
Me: Red is soo passe.

3. Which smell do you prefer?
a) Sun-dried grass
b) Grass wet from rain
Me: Rain is so depressing.

4. What fragrance for THAT first-date?
a) Sweet floral scent
b) Fresh fruity scent
Me: Fragrance on her? or on me? or in the dating location?

5. Which scent do you prefer?
a) Lily
b) Rose
Me: I actually have no idea what Lilies smell like.

6. You are watching a highly-rated drama and saw a fragrance pouch, what colour is it?
a) Purple
b) Red
Me: What the hell kind og question is this? Again, red very passe.

7. When you’re feeling blue Which smell can sooth you best?
a) Smell of flowers
b) Smell of the forest
Me: I’m thinking of a nice pine forest in autumn.

8. If the glow of the moon has a smell Which best describes that smell?
a) Melancholy/Lonely/Steadfast/Quiet
b) Exciting/Vibrant/Eye-catching/Fragrant
Me: I’m actually wondering what an eye-catching smell is..

9. Which scent perks you up?
a) Citrus
b) Menthol
Me: Mmmm citrus…

10. What’s your take on body odour
a) Hate it!
b) As long as I like it
Me: Body odour is evil.

11. Amusement parks remind you of?
a) Milk and grapes
b) Sweet candy
Me: What kind of amusement parks consist of a lot of milk and grapes?

12. Do you know your own smell?
a) Yes!
b) Nopes
Me: Well, I know what smell I put on me.

And the answer is:
You are the grass-fragrance type
Ok, let’s dissect the result as we go along:
You have a very strong will, not dependant on others and gives an impression of being a lone-ranger.
A lone-ranger? Really? That’s awesome! What? Oh, it meant loner? I see….
You are extremely curious and sensual, living a clear-headed, modern life.
Whoa… extremely curious and sensual? Let’s not go there ok?
At first glance you place yourself on a pedestal, and are difficult to get along. But once others talk to you, they know you are easygoing. And when the relationship develops, they realise you are affable.
Hmm.. Isn’t this how most people think when they first meet someone new? Everything is awkward and less conversation but when you become friends, you are more friendly?
You have an androgynous charm, which makes you popular with all genders.
Yeah! ALL genders. How many ARE there?
But you don’t like your weak side to be seen.
Well, only on Sundays and during a full moon.
You might look cool on the surface, but beneath it all, you are really Passionate.
With a capital ‘P’ baby! I’m full of Passion!
Only people who know your true self can maintain a long-lasting relationship with you.
Wouldn’t the people who I’ve had long-lasting relationships with know my true self?

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3 Responses to “Personality tests… Bah!”

winda November 6th, 2005 at 6:41:47 am

grass? weed? tsk tsk. shame on you azmi. i’ll sic the CNB on you!

anyway, does this mean that if one goes to a field and one takes a whiff, one would say, “Hmmm. I’m suddenly filled with thoughts of Azmi?”

winda November 8th, 2005 at 12:19:47 am

eh. Happy Belated Birthday! (just looked at your ‘About’ link)

you’re older than me. hooray!

Az November 8th, 2005 at 10:32:26 am

Thanks….

Huh? Older? Hooray?

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