I’m funnier in person.
Scene 1:
For work, I’m usually out running about and I have to contact one of my colleagues at the office to help me send faxes and stuff. So I will call her up and ask her to help me do it and then later will sms her to check if she managed to send it which sometimes irritates her I think. This is one of those sms conversations.
Me: Have you sent the fax already?
Her: Yaya.
She sounds irritated, doesn’t she. Luckily, I’m really really funny so I reply.
Me: Papaya.
Her: Haha… you ah.
Hmm… this was funnier when it happened.
Scene 2:
Of the staff in my office, I’m the only guy among 3 other girls. There is of course our two bosses which are guys but we don’t hang around them much. Anyway, during one of our lunch breaks, we’re all just talking in the office. Two of the girls are malay, Faiga & Suhana and the other is chinese, Davinia. So Dav is asking about what muslims can and cannot touch/eat.
Dav: Muslims can’t touch pigs right?
Me: Yeah.
Dav: So can you touch like, cooked pig? Pork?
Fai & Su: Also no.
Dav: What happens if you touch pork?
Fai and Su don’t seem to know how to answer so naturally it’s up to me.
Me: Well, we BURST INTO FLAMES!
Everyone laughs. I am pleased with myself. And this also was funnier when it happened.
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